french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.
*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*
*SMASHES BUTTONS LIKE IT WILL SAVE A LIFE*
dan and phil need to play gta 5
"no dan i dont want to hurt the prostitute shes just doing her job"
"cOME ON PHIL"
"PHIL RUN OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING PROSTITUTE"
dinahtwerkin said: make an edit of normanis eyes idk i love her eyes a lot.
Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?
Me: Mom you fucking casual
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
Volcano erupting from space
It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.
Earth is in space.
You’re in space.
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