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spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

j1mble:

cloakstone69:

dublubby314:

My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*

*SMASHES BUTTONS LIKE IT WILL SAVE A LIFE*

(Source: lordofthesacks, via samshutyourcakehole)

me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr

tomlinsonunicorns:

amazimgphil:

dan and phil need to play gta 5

"no dan i dont want to hurt the prostitute shes just doing her job"

"cOME ON PHIL"

"but dan-"

"PHIL RUN OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING PROSTITUTE"

(via trovesivan)

dinahtwerkin said: make an edit of normanis eyes idk i love her eyes a lot.

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[x]

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via confirmance)

(Source: life-of-beyonce, via hannibagel)

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revengeance:

Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?

Me: Mom you fucking casual

(via infatuatedashton)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via infatuatedashton)

reallifetomato:

bolo4hagatha:

christian-glibertarian:

ancap-princess:

christian-glibertarian:

g0atman:

Volcano erupting from space

It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.

Earth is in space.

You’re in space.

wow

(via hannibagel)

howelllll:

danandphilgames + absolute nerds

(via unfyoutubers)

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